Thursday, June 11, 2009

Urban Cowboy Silverlake Bullshit Style

why it's in style to look like you raided your grandmother's closet??

last night's nylon party looked more like halloween than a stylish get together.

sequined blouses, over sized t-shirts with no pants (are you that used to the walk of shame that you've just stopped getting dressed to go out??), huge hideous sweaters....

look silverlake, stop invading my turf and shop somewhere else other than urban outfitters. your style is wack. you give me a headache.

and also-why the hell are the ting-ting's a band? i hate you ipod-you've ruined the sale of good music by promoting this type of crap in your commercials. i shouldn't have sold out and asked for one for my birthday. give me some rock and roll. that means, by the way in case you have no idea what i'm talking about, jimmy page, jim morrison, vince neil, axel rose, joan jett, mick jagger, david bowie, john lennon, tim effing armstrong!!!!!!!

ugh-this is why i don't go out. someone please give these people a mirror...or a time machine. that way they can fast forward through time, see the photos of themselves, realize how stupid they look and KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF!!!!


ps: vintage = old, used, and tired. unless it's a car. don't buy it. ok? ok.

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